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Well, kind of.

Y’know the ones with the string that you pull to turn the light on and off, well, I went to turn it off and pulled the whole fucking string out the fixture!

Meaning the light is still on and now I just have this piece of string.

So I tried climbing up and unscrewing the thing and then this other thing but the only way to get the string back in is to unscrew this black box thing which houses all the wires. Which is super fucking unhelpful because if I wanna go in there and not eletrocute myself, I have to turn off the electric.

But of course it’s 9pm. So it’s dark.

And I don’t have a torch. And even if I had a torch I wouldn’t be able to hold it and unscrew the black box and hold the ladder (which is metal meaning SUPER death) on the tiled floor.

SOOOOO I have to wait until it’s day time to be able to do that.

I can turn off the circuit just before I go to bed, so the light isn’t on for like 12 hours.

Cos I cannot afford that.

Basically, I’m really pissed off and I’m probably gonna die.

All because I pulled a piece of string too hard.

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  1. mydearcapulet said: I did this to my bathroom light.. If you can find a cocktail stick or wooden skewer you might be able to poke the light off.
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