And I was really awkward at first, but once I realised I was passing to them and they knew my name, I made it really fucking obvious I was gay.

One was american and looked a bit like that Ianto guy off of Torchwood.

And he was like “well if now isn’t a good time, could I leave you with my number?”

So I smirked and was like “Oh sure, you can leave anything you want here, baby”

They seemed like the kind of “god loves everyone so it’s ok that you’re gay” type though, so it wasn’t as fun.

I also might have mentioned I regularly shout out “JESUS CHRIST” ;)

Sometimes being left alone to hone my wit is fantastic

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