February 2012
martinfreemans:
tumblr gives me unrealistic expectations about how much people like me.
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CHRIS!!11oneoneelevenone
He just popped up on my TV with no warning, doing some interview on Film 2012 about This Means War. I genuinely pulled a muscle in my neck because I turned around so fast, but it was totally worth it for 15 seconds of him.
And now Claudia Winkleman is talking shit.
Fuck off, lady, I don’t want your face.
THIS DUDE JUST LIKENED HIM TO A GIBBON
A GIBBON!
Well fuck you.
Oh my god, the guy from Three Men and a Baby is gonna be the new dude on CSI.
HE LOOKS SO OLD
I’ve never seen him in anything else and my 90s vision of him is crushed.
It’s quite scary to think it’s been like…20 years since that film.
I feel ancient D:
Seriously though. He’s all wrinkled and got white hair. What the hell is happening? where is my childhood?! I...
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Anonymous asked: is it okay for a trans guy to wear a wig.
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Meanwhile in Britain: Jesus christ this heat i'm sweating like a pig god everybody strip its a fucking heat wave hide yo kids get out the sun cream DON'T GO OUTSIDE IT'S TWELVE DEGREES OUT THERE
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stateless1972:
“It hurts to let go. Sometimes it seems the harder you try to hold on to something or someone the more it wants to get away. You feel like some kind of criminal for having felt, for having wanted. For having wanted to be wanted. It confuses you, because you think that your feelings were wrong and it makes you feel so small because it’s so hard to keep it in when you let it out and...
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Anonymous asked: is your brother hot though?
Whenever I talk about Chris Pine my mum assumes I’m on about my brother. Who is obviously also called Chris.
Even though Pine was actually on the TV at the time I started talking about him, his name was on the screen and we had been talking about him for the past three minutes: she still thought I was exclaiming that my brother couldn’t get any hotter.
There is nothing more awkward...
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Dear ladies of tumblr!
thebloodrunsgold:
You guys are wonderful, and I’d really appreciate it if you could give me a helping hand. My friend needs 500 people to fill in her two surveys HERE and HERE. Each one will only take you about 30 seconds to a minute tops, and it’ll really help her out, since it’s for a uni project.
Thank you!
pinkwrites:
notquiteperfectbutgettingthere:
albinoalpaca:
man-over-matter:
Not. All. Women. Have. Vaginas.
Not. All. Men. Have. Penises.
How many more times does this have to be said before people get it?
well it looks like tumblr failed biology!
well it looks like somebody’s an ignorant dick!
Reblog if you remember "FLIIIIIIIIIIIPENDO!!!!"
darrenflawlesscriss:
gryffinwhore:
kayleighweasley:
jkrowlingismypatronus:
I was always so confused
NOBODY EVER USED THAT SPELL OUTSIDE OF THE FIRST TWO GAMES
FLIPENDO FOREVER WILL BE MY CHILDHOOD
oh MY GODD
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Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr Just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons
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drem-yol-lok replied to your post: WHAT OH MY GOD
weep with me
WEEPING
MOST DEFINITELY WEEPING
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WHAT OH MY GOD
EMMA
WHY
DID
I
CLICK
THAT
LINK
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I love my mum but she is so fucking deaf. I’ve had a week of having the TV at a normal level and now she’s home and Eastenders just started
DUH-DA-DUH-DA-DUH-DA-DUHHHHHH
I have constant headaches as well, and it’s most likely T (apparently for the first few months it’s normal to have a headache) but this is not helping.
Plus she keeps demanding the computer and I’m...
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